Only in Lucknow

Vikram ki sawari

Conversation

Driver #1: Haan bhai, sab badhiyaan?

Driver #2: Badhiyaan...

Driver #1: Badhiyaan...

(2 seconds of silence)

Driver #2: Aur bhai, sab badhiyaan?

Driver #1: Badhiyaan...

Driver #2: Badhiyaan...

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Poetry (courtesy SS)

Unse Milne ka Chalan Varjit Hua

Ek Sada Mugdha Jivan varjit hua

Lucknow kis ghat pe Aaye bhala

Gomti ka achman varjit hua.......

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Words of Wisdom

Exited young man: And I think the most important step the government should take are in the field of Health. After all, sabko pata hai - "Health is the success of key..."

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bhai sahab bura mat maniye, app nihayati badtameez kism ke insaan hain...

ghaleez... jahil...

bura mat maniye.

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(Spotted on a Dainik Jagran Hoarding)

Muskuraiye... Aap Lucknow mein hain...

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Dedicated to SUK and VP.

Itna mat hasiye... koi dekh lega